Tennessee? You’re thinking of moving to Tennessee? Well, sure. We understand why you may want to, because of all the wonderful/great/beautiful things you hear about our state. But we’re here to tell you – there’s no reason to move. Unpack your boxes, get your kids out of their coats. Settle back down and enjoy the home you’re in now. There’s really no reason to move to our great state. Err…regular state. No reason to move to our regular state.
- Pretty much no one cares about sports.
Rasmus Larsen - Flickr Vols? What?
- Also we’re landlocked so no water anywhere.
Michael Hicks - Flickr Nothin’. Nada. Zilch.
- There are no great outdoor activities.
Parks Mitchell - Flickr Don’t even think about it.
- We have no idea how to have a good time…
Thomas Hawk - Flickr Not a hint of it.
- Income tax is UNBELIEVABLE.
401k2012 - Flickr (As in it doesn’t exist…)
- No one great ever comes out of Tennessee.
Alan Light - Flickr Who’s Dolly Parton?
- It’s basically all country out here.
Thomas Hawk - Flickr No cities to speak of here!
- And wildly ugly country, at that.
Bruce Tuten - Flickr I can’t even look at this…
- Plus, nothing to do. How can you live in a state with nothing to do?!
jshyun - Flickr Dollywood? That’s in a different state. Yeah…
- I mean, who would EVER want to live here?!
idintifymedia - Flickr Gross.
- There’s basically nothing to eat.
The Blonde Mule - Flickr We just don’t eat a lot down here - moderation, you know?
- And noWHERE to eat.
jshyun - Flickr Nothing historic or notable to see.
- We’re a frozen wasteland during the wintertime.
MD - Flickr What even is this?! Antarctica???
- And nothing grows here during the spring.
Michael Hicks - Flickr Nothing at all.
- Tennessee is basically a complete wash, so don’t ever move here because hey, there’s no reason right?
Alistair Nichol - Flickr What even is this picture?! We should delete that…sorry you had to see it, folks.
Bet you never knew that about Tennessee, huh? And everything is absolutely, 100% true. Like these magical Tennessee main streets, we’re telling the whole truth.
Rasmus Larsen - Flickr
Vols? What?
Michael Hicks - Flickr
Nothin’. Nada. Zilch.
Parks Mitchell - Flickr
Don’t even think about it.
Thomas Hawk - Flickr
Not a hint of it.
401k2012 - Flickr
(As in it doesn’t exist…)
Alan Light - Flickr
Who’s Dolly Parton?
No cities to speak of here!
Bruce Tuten - Flickr
I can’t even look at this…
jshyun - Flickr
Dollywood? That’s in a different state. Yeah…
idintifymedia - Flickr
Gross.
The Blonde Mule - Flickr
We just don’t eat a lot down here - moderation, you know?
Nothing historic or notable to see.
MD - Flickr
What even is this?! Antarctica???
Nothing at all.
Alistair Nichol - Flickr
What even is this picture?! We should delete that…sorry you had to see it, folks.
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