Arkansas is a diverse state with many regions and a few different dialects. Within those dialects, though, are sayings that most of us are probably familiar with. I’ve compiled a list of things you probably heard all the time if you grew up in Arkansas. I’ve also included “handy dandy” translations for those who may not have grown up here. Let’s all just sit back for a moment and be grateful for the aunts, uncles, mamas, daddies, nanas, and papaws who taught us these glorious Arkansas phrases. If you’re not from here, you’re welcome for the translations of these funny Arkansas sayings.
- “I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.”
Flickr/Jim, The Photographer Translation: I may have changed your diapers, and you should listen to me because I’m older and wiser than you are.
- “That kid is as happy as a pig in mud.” (Or the more popular, “happy as a pig in . . . excrement.”)
Flickr/Judy van der Velden Translation: This child appears to be very happy.
- “Bless his poor heart, he’s dumber than a bag of hammers.”
Flickr/Jerry Swiatek Translation: Oh goodness, I’m afraid that poor chap is the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
- “Well ain’t she a character.”
Flickr/Rubbertoe Translation: This person is loud, funny, and quirky. Though I enjoy her company, I fear there may be something wrong with her.
- “That boy ain’t got the sense God gave a goose.”
Flickr/Darling Starling Translation: This young man appears to be terribly foolish.
- “I’m madder than a wet hen.”
JZHunt/Getty Images Translation: Ladies and gentlemen, it won’t do you much good to retreat. My wrath will follow you.
- “My belly thinks my throat’s been cut.”
Flickr/Jimmy Smith Translation: Friends, I appear to be so hungry that I may starve to death at any moment. I shall soon require approximately seven pounds of fried catfish.
- “She’s so small she needs a stepladder to pick strawberries.”
Pixabay/Freetagger Translation: My, what a tiny person this is.
- “I got it from the gettin’ place.”
Flickr/Carol Vinzant Translation: Why do you need to know where I got it, anyway?
- “Y’all go pick me a mess o’ beans.”
Flickr/Tamera Clark Translation: Children, if you would be so kind, please retrieve a good pile of beans from the garden.
- “Moe and ‘em went fishing.”
Flickr/Billy Bob Bain Translation: Moe and one or more of his compatriots are enjoying their leisure time at the nearest fishing hole.
- “You scared the pee waddlin’ outta me.”
DragonImages/Getty Images Translation: Oh dear, I have very nearly peed my pants from this fright.
- “That place is workin’ alive with bugs.”
Flickr/ThirteenofClubs Translation: My goodness, the Smiths seem to have an ant problem.
- “Them dogs tumped over their water again.”
Flickr/annaspies Translation: These dogs are ijits.
- “Ain’t that just the teenineciest little baby.”
Flickr/Joshua Rappeneker Translation: This is a very small baby.
- “Well you can sull up if you want to.”
Flickr/Tonia Translation: Sulk if you want, but you still have to pick up the sticks before I mow.
Then there are words Arkansans just don’t understand, such as soda. We call it pop. And there are phrases and words we all know, like Ouachita. Bet you can’t pronounce that one correctly if you’re not an Arkansan!
Flickr/Jim, The Photographer
Translation: I may have changed your diapers, and you should listen to me because I’m older and wiser than you are.
Flickr/Judy van der Velden
Translation: This child appears to be very happy.
Flickr/Jerry Swiatek
Translation: Oh goodness, I’m afraid that poor chap is the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Flickr/Rubbertoe
Translation: This person is loud, funny, and quirky. Though I enjoy her company, I fear there may be something wrong with her.
Flickr/Darling Starling
Translation: This young man appears to be terribly foolish.
JZHunt/Getty Images
Translation: Ladies and gentlemen, it won’t do you much good to retreat. My wrath will follow you.
Flickr/Jimmy Smith
Translation: Friends, I appear to be so hungry that I may starve to death at any moment. I shall soon require approximately seven pounds of fried catfish.
Pixabay/Freetagger
Translation: My, what a tiny person this is.
Flickr/Carol Vinzant
Translation: Why do you need to know where I got it, anyway?
Flickr/Tamera Clark
Translation: Children, if you would be so kind, please retrieve a good pile of beans from the garden.
Flickr/Billy Bob Bain
Translation: Moe and one or more of his compatriots are enjoying their leisure time at the nearest fishing hole.
DragonImages/Getty Images
Translation: Oh dear, I have very nearly peed my pants from this fright.
Flickr/ThirteenofClubs
Translation: My goodness, the Smiths seem to have an ant problem.
Flickr/annaspies
Translation: These dogs are ijits.
Flickr/Joshua Rappeneker
Translation: This is a very small baby.
Flickr/Tonia
Translation: Sulk if you want, but you still have to pick up the sticks before I mow.
Finally, there are some major Arkansas fails that will have you laughing, like the time a couple of buffalo could be seen roaming the streets for 20 days! What are your favorite Arkansas sayings? Do tell in the comments below!
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Funny Arkansas Sayings October 09, 2022 AnneMarie Where is the creepiest town in Arkansas? Rush is the creepiest town in Arkansas, located in the northern part of the state in the area of the Buffalo National River. As an abandoned zinc mining region that played an important role at one time in modernizing and developing the area’s infrastructure, it has a fascinating history that is intriguing to many. But today it’s a ghost town with its structures and ruins, from all the way back to 1880, left completely untouched, which others find eerie. What are the most unique towns in Arkansas? Altus is not only a unique town in the state but also one of the most unique towns in the country, full of vineyards and wineries, southern charm, and old world charm, having preserved its German-Swiss heritage. Another unique town in Arkansas is Eureka Springs, which has caught the attention of the Smithsonian Magazine which named it one of the 20 best small towns in America. A Victorian village listed on the National Register of Historic places, it’s charming, colorful, and loaded with things to do, see, and eat. What are the local favorite places in Arkansas? In the middle of Arkansas’s capital city, Little Rock, sits 13 acres of beautifully preserved wetlands, the William E. “Bill” Clark Presidential Park Wetlands Boardwalk. Another place popular with the locals for experiencing the state’s natural beauty is the Lost Valley Recreation Area, near Ponca along Highway 43. It has a two-mile hiking trail that takes you past a waterfall, Eden Falls. Now, for some restaurants the locals love, you’ll want to try Minute Man in El Dorado for some of the best burgers you’ll ever eat, Chopping Block Steakhouse in Mena, and Wiederkeher’s Weinkeller Restaurant in Altus, where you’ll enjoy the perfect wine pairing with your meal with it being located on a vineyard.
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Funny Arkansas Sayings
October 09, 2022
AnneMarie
Where is the creepiest town in Arkansas? Rush is the creepiest town in Arkansas, located in the northern part of the state in the area of the Buffalo National River. As an abandoned zinc mining region that played an important role at one time in modernizing and developing the area’s infrastructure, it has a fascinating history that is intriguing to many. But today it’s a ghost town with its structures and ruins, from all the way back to 1880, left completely untouched, which others find eerie. What are the most unique towns in Arkansas? Altus is not only a unique town in the state but also one of the most unique towns in the country, full of vineyards and wineries, southern charm, and old world charm, having preserved its German-Swiss heritage. Another unique town in Arkansas is Eureka Springs, which has caught the attention of the Smithsonian Magazine which named it one of the 20 best small towns in America. A Victorian village listed on the National Register of Historic places, it’s charming, colorful, and loaded with things to do, see, and eat. What are the local favorite places in Arkansas? In the middle of Arkansas’s capital city, Little Rock, sits 13 acres of beautifully preserved wetlands, the William E. “Bill” Clark Presidential Park Wetlands Boardwalk. Another place popular with the locals for experiencing the state’s natural beauty is the Lost Valley Recreation Area, near Ponca along Highway 43. It has a two-mile hiking trail that takes you past a waterfall, Eden Falls. Now, for some restaurants the locals love, you’ll want to try Minute Man in El Dorado for some of the best burgers you’ll ever eat, Chopping Block Steakhouse in Mena, and Wiederkeher’s Weinkeller Restaurant in Altus, where you’ll enjoy the perfect wine pairing with your meal with it being located on a vineyard.
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Rush is the creepiest town in Arkansas, located in the northern part of the state in the area of the Buffalo National River. As an abandoned zinc mining region that played an important role at one time in modernizing and developing the area’s infrastructure, it has a fascinating history that is intriguing to many. But today it’s a ghost town with its structures and ruins, from all the way back to 1880, left completely untouched, which others find eerie.
What are the most unique towns in Arkansas?
Altus is not only a unique town in the state but also one of the most unique towns in the country, full of vineyards and wineries, southern charm, and old world charm, having preserved its German-Swiss heritage. Another unique town in Arkansas is Eureka Springs, which has caught the attention of the Smithsonian Magazine which named it one of the 20 best small towns in America. A Victorian village listed on the National Register of Historic places, it’s charming, colorful, and loaded with things to do, see, and eat.
What are the local favorite places in Arkansas?
In the middle of Arkansas’s capital city, Little Rock, sits 13 acres of beautifully preserved wetlands, the William E. “Bill” Clark Presidential Park Wetlands Boardwalk. Another place popular with the locals for experiencing the state’s natural beauty is the Lost Valley Recreation Area, near Ponca along Highway 43. It has a two-mile hiking trail that takes you past a waterfall, Eden Falls. Now, for some restaurants the locals love, you’ll want to try Minute Man in El Dorado for some of the best burgers you’ll ever eat, Chopping Block Steakhouse in Mena, and Wiederkeher’s Weinkeller Restaurant in Altus, where you’ll enjoy the perfect wine pairing with your meal with it being located on a vineyard.
